The new Harry Potter is gonna be set in the 1920’s and so was the Great Gatsby. Jay Gatsby saw a green light across the lake I’m not saying death eaters but death eaters
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
if I lie here
if I just lay here
I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
when you’re a thief: (I’m a thief I’m a thief) you can call me a thief
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
Is that the same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, that got a private performance performance of Crash Nebula on Ice?
Yep, that’s the real Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
"sir arthur conan doyle didn’t write them as a couple"
SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE ALSO DIDN’T WRITE THEM IN 21ST CENTURY LONDON USING CELL PHONES WITH MARY MORSTAN AS AN ASSASSIN AND IRENE ADLER AS A LESBIAN DOMINATRIX PLS FIND A DIFFERENT ARGUMENT
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
the old razzle dazzle
"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”
The original meme